OCPT - Caine, the Strike-Out King

(Shinn walks over to the drinks table and sees Caine scouting the backyard)

Shinn: Sooo….is this all you’re gonna be doing at this party? I mean, you’ve been scouting this place for the past 20 minutes.
Caine: Kehehe….Oh Shinn, your naivety astounds me. You see, after the impossible task that your little puffy friend was able to accomplish of getting a beautiful woman into the hot tub all on his own, i’ve decided to turn this into a little game. I bet you I can seduce a woman as easily, if not easier, than that little square did.
Shinn: …..Wait, are you serious? Are you sure you aren’t just jealous of Cakuchi’s success? I mean look at him over there, you can see how women can find him adorable.

(Both Shinn and Caine peer over to see Cakuchi still in the hot tub with Mona, this time giving her a foot massage, Cakuchi waves back again)

Shinn: Now, compare that with you, and I don’t think women will see the same charm in you as they see in him.
Caine: Hmm, so are you saying I can’t do it? You doubt my abilities that much?
Shinn: I never said you can’t…..I just……actually, i’m kinda wondering how this is gonna turn out, so go ahead and try it.
Caine: That’s more like it, now scout me a woman you think would be a good start.
Shinn: ….Wait, I thought you were scouting women this whole time?!
Caine: I have some ideas, but i’m curious as to where you want me to start, so get on with it.
Shinn: Ughh…alright…..uhmmm……how about her?

(Shinn points by the pool to a girl laying down on a towel, reading a book and blowing bubblegum = Faylo)

Caine: Green hair? Hm. Watch me work.

(Caine walks over to Faylo as she reads)

Caine: Excuse me.
Faylo: *Looks up at Caine*….?
Caine: I see you’re experimenting with two sins. *Kneels down next to her* How ‘bout a third?

(Caine walks back over to Shinn with a huge red smack on his face)

Shinn: …..Didn’t go so well?
Caine: Quiet. That was a false start.
Shinn: What did you say to make it go so wrong so fast?
Caine: I tried quoting a movie….I don’t think I quoted it right. She just stared at me confused and then slapped me for no reason.
Shinn: I hate when that happens.
Caine: Well it won’t happen again. Time for round 2.

(Caine walks over to the bonfire, up to a girl who is re-adjusting her earrings while sitting on a chair next to the bonfire = Clockgirl)

Caine: Here, let me help you with that.
Clockgirl: Huh? Oh, thank you.
Caine: You seem rather lonely sitting here alone, is it alright if I accompany you?
Clockgirl: Yes, that’s fine.

(Caine pulls up a chair next to Clockgirl)

Caine: Excuse me for asking, but what is your name, beautiful maiden?
Clockgirl: Uhh….it’s Clockgirl…
Caine: Clockgirl? Such a peculiar name for an interesting woman.
Clockgirl: Look, nothing personal, but i’m not here to get hit on, so good day Sir.

(Clockgirl gets up and walks away, Caine walks back over to Shinn)

Shinn: Well at least you didn’t get hit this time. That’s a plus, right? Haha!
Caine: You need to shut your mouth….maybe I have to approach this like your little friend did….
Shinn: Ok, now you’re starting to sound crazy!
Caine: It won’t hurt to try.

(Caine walks over to a demon-looking woman lounging on a chair by the pool = Sephirisse)

Caine: Excuse me, madam?
Sephirisse: Hm? What do you want, demon boy?
Caine: I would just like to say that you have beautiful looking feet.
Sephirisse: …..

(Caine is seated on a chair by the bonfire with a foot-print on his face, and an ice-pack on his head)

Caine: Ok, scratch that, it does hurt to try…..very much…
Shinn: You do realize only Cakuchi can get away with saying stuff like that without sounding like a complete creep, right?
Caine: Shut it! If you think you can do any better, i’d like to see you try!
Shinn: Hm. Ok.

(Shinn looks over as a feline-looking girl walks by = Caraline, he taps her on the shoulder)

Shinn: Excuse me.
Caraline: Hm? Yes?
Shinn: Would you mind if I got you a drink?
Caraline: Oh! Sure!

(Shinn waves to Caine and walks away with Caraline)

Caine: Tch…..beginner’s luck….

(A tall man with long red hair pulls up a chair next to Caine = Dale Lambsey)

Dale: ‘Eh buddeh.
Caine: If you know what’s good for you, you’ll walk away right now.
Dale: Aw nah buddeh, nah. I just been see in’ yeh strike out all oveh this parteh with like 3-4 women so far, thought you could use some advice is all.
Caine: Fine, what is it.
Dale: Well, the best advice I can give yeh is that yeh might beh looking at this the wrong weh. If there’s a girl that’s interested in you, she’ll approach you, yeh just gotta wait for her teh show up, know what eh mean?
Caine: ….Huh…surprisingly enough, I think I understand what you’re saying….
???: HEADS UP!!

(Caine then gets smacked in the back of the head with a water balloon, he slowly looks back to see a woman with black and purple hair staring him down with water balloons in each hand = Miranda)

Miranda: Sorry about that! Meant to hit Lambsey beside you!

(Dale hands Caine a water balloon and winks at him, Caine gets up from his chair, quickly spins around and launches the water balloon at Miranda, nailing her right between the eyes)

Caine: Gotcha.
Miranda: ….On second thought, Lambsey, I think i’ll take this guy on instead!
Caine: Kehehehe~……Just watch yourself miss, i’m no pushover!
Miranda: Well i’m no pushover either!